Trucks in the City: Ego Machines for Overcompensators

Driving a massive truck in the city is like wearing a tuxedo to a beach party—it’s overkill and embarrassing. Unless you’re hauling a load of bricks to a construction site, what’s the point? The only thing most city trucks carry is a massive sense of insecurity. Parking them is a nightmare, they guzzle gas, and they block the view for everyone else. Let’s call it what it is: a rolling monument to fragile masculinity. If you’re driving a truck in the city, you’re not practical—you’re just annoying.

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Society & Culture - By: Anonymous_JidV6WLmpE on 2024-12-21 Publicly visible

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