Pineapple on Pizza: A Culinary Crime Against Humanity
Whoever decided to throw pineapple on pizza wasn’t just wrong—they were evil. Pizza is a sacred art, a perfect harmony of dough, sauce, and cheese. Pineapple ruins it with its overly sweet, slimy presence. Italians didn’t spend centuries perfecting pizza so someone could slap a tropical fruit on it and call it innovation. It’s like putting ketchup on sushi or chocolate sauce on steak. Pineapple pizza isn’t quirky or bold; it’s just wrong. If you eat it, you should be ashamed—not celebrated.
"Wow, sorry, I didn't realize I was committing a war crime by adding a fruit to my pizza. Guess we should just stick to the boring and basic cheese and pepperoni combo. God forbid we experiment with flavors and have a good time. But sure, let's keep pizza in a box and never let it evolve.
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